Why do men refuse to do fertility tests?

Credit: Jeremy Banks

‘I can’t get my husband to do a sperm test,’ blurted a friend at a party.

She and her husband have been trying to conceive for over a year. But despite the mutual desire for a child, and the fact they’re both on the wrong side of 35 from a fertility perspective, her husband refuses to get tested.

My friend’s husband isn’t the Lone Ranger when it comes to having his swimmers tested. Trying to Conceive (TTC) online forums are full of women asking for advice on how to convince their partners to take a sperm test.

One woman posts: ‘My husband and I have been TTC for 16 months and so far its not working. They wanted my husband to get tested… that was 3 months ago and he still won’t go. Has anyone else had trouble getting their man to take the [sperm] test?’

Another posts: ‘The doctor said he will try Clomid (fertility drug for women) but he wants to do a sperm test on my husband first. But he is refusing to do it! Not because he doesn’t want to have children etc, but feels that it is “gross” and he shouldn’t have to because nothing is wrong with him.’

As someone who’s been through IVF, I’ve heard similar stories from dozens of women. And my first reaction is one of bewilderment. Haven’t men been practicing for this moment their entire lives? Aiming issues aside, how hard is it to ejaculate into a jar?

By comparison, here’s what happened when I had a fertility test. First my gynaecologist stuck her hand up me. Then she inserted an enormous medical device into my vagina and poked around so deeply that I bled for a few hours afterwards. This was followed by a surgical procedure requiring a general anaesthetic while the doctor checked out my ovaries, fallopian tubes and uterus.

Now, compare all that with masturbating into a cup. When the woman gets turned into a science experiment, a self-administered happy ending doesn’t seem like a very big deal.

But clearly, for many men, it’s a huge deal.

In a recent article published on Salon Greg Pollock writes, ‘Let met tell you: If you ever find yourself in a real JO (jack-off) room, you won’t be laughing.’

The protective mat on the sofa, the pre-loved porno magazines, and the pressure of knowing that another poor bastard is outside waiting for you to finish so he can have his turn, can all contribute to…ahem…performance anxiety.

We also live in a culture that isn’t exactly kind to men who are infertile. Virility and masculinity go together like Hugh Hefner and smoking jackets so you can see why some men would simply prefer not to know if their little boys have issues.

On the other hand, perhaps men need to be reminded that this process is actually about reclaiming control rather than relinquishing it. If the causes of infertility can be properly diagnosed then you can investigate assisted reproductive techniques and then you might be able to fix the problem.

The take-home message is that this is an opportunity for men to do something rather than passively accepting their fate.

I know that fertility tests and assisted reproduction isn’t the stuff of fairy tales. There were four people in the room when I ‘conceived’ my child and three of them were wearing rubber gloves. But once my husband and I held our baby in our arms the indignity and embarrassment of how we made her just didn’t matter anymore.

Sadly not everyone’s so lucky. But even if you are unable to have a baby, the awkwardness and struggle of trying is not for nothing. There is some comfort in knowing that you at least tried. Otherwise all you are left with is regret and wondering about what might have been — and that pain lasts longer than the embarrassment of everyone knowing that you just had a wank.

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  • Funny,
    I remember twenty years ago telling my wife…”you start the car…warm it up……and I’ll be right out…..and I was….with a jar of warm sperm under my armpit….and off we drove to the obstetrician person….quite easy really…. 🙂

  • It’s not hard at all. We’ve been through IVF for our two and trust me fellas, we get off bloody easy. The worst you need to do is have a wank, even when its your problem.

    In our case I’m the one with faulty swimmers, but she had to go through month after month of drugs to boost her ovulation, which is already painful enough at normal levels. Then its the internal ultrasound to see if the ova are growing well (including once with a very surly radiographer who just happened to be pregnant. Of course, she’s got every right to work, but the irony was dripping that day!)

    So, now we’re in the home stretch. There’s a procedure to collect as many ova as they can, the lab magic, the waiting to hear if any fertilised, then obviouly another one to put the zygote back in.

    And that’s if it all goes well.

    These days they pop in a lazy D&C before they put the zygote back in because its been found that fresh endometirum is more receptive. There’ll probably be another one of them if the cycle fails, too.

    And you’re fussed about a quick pull? GTFO!

  • I have the same problem with my husband he will not get his boys tested. He believes that the insurance companies will use the information against him if he has problems down the tract, and use it not to pay him out stating that it will be prof that he had an underlining problem. Nuts right.
    I know insurance companies are dogs but he is paranoid and I want a child and I have had test that show nothing is wrong with me. I am pissed off and have know Idea how to deal with someone so off the topic.

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