All the single ladies
(All the single ladies!)
Now that I have your attention, we need to talk about why he hasn’t put a ring on it. Because I think we can all agree that whatever it is you’re doing, you’re doing it wrong.
As Alana Massey pointed out last week in The Cut, single women are problems that need to be solved. They are either “trying to hard” or “not putting themselves out there enough.” Often both at the same time.
For the love of God, ladies, would you get yourselves a bloke so we can cross you off the “World’s Greatest Problems” list and move on to lesser crises such as refugees and the Zika virus.
Based on the best scientific research garnered from the most reputable sources, also known as whatever my social media feeds served up recently, I’ve compiled, for your convenience, a 5 Step Girl’s Guide To Getting A Man.
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