Definitely not an Usborne book.

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It started out as a joke between Chris and me one night as we lay on the couch, exhausted from all the sleepless nights and stressed-out days from looking after our new daughter Violet. I can’t believe that they have turned into real life books!

My books are parodies of the famous Usborne ‘That’s Not My’ children’s books which most parents with young kids will have read hundreds of times. They are a humorous look at common issues new mothers face, such as the inequality of domestic work and childcare and the embarrassment we can feel when our children behave like, well, children.